The More I Think About It...

I think if life gives you lemons and you make lemonade you should find someone whose life has given them Vodka so you can have a party.

I think if you are on trial for robbery you should stand up in court as often as possible and yell, "Hey, its not like I killed anyone."

I think that Mickey Mouse is gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that...no, of course not... only when toddlers are involved...)

I think people should have to pass some sort of test to breed.

I think O.J. did it for the rush.

I think the next time I go to the 99 cent store I am going to pay using only pennies.

I think some people overthink thinking and that's just wrong.

I think that people should use the following phrase as often as possible, "That's craptacular."
For example is someone asks you what you think of their new baby you can say "That's one craptacular baby."

Finally, I think if you work at a restaurant it wouldn't be a good idea to call in sick to work and then go eat lunch there.

That would be rather stupid...